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I am quietly amused...
This bit if amusement is brought to you by my pal Dave, an ER trauma nurse I use to work night shift with at a small hospital here in Portland:
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"
When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator McCain said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Republican leaders told Fox reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.
Chuckle....
BTW, has anyone besides me wondered why Fox News is not connecting the terrorist dots of Osama bin Laudin vs Obama-Biden..... ( change the b to a s, add and n and a Lau between the i and the d and.... OMG you almost have a terrorist)! Their so called "reporters" must be napping. Surely this is better proof of a need to fear Obama than the terrorist fist gab they over-dramatized was....
I worked an extra, and very last minute night shift last night ( without sleep), so I am feeling like death warmed over right now. Karina is at work and Keegan is at his other grandmother's house till tonight, so I am going to take a nap and hope to get up in time to hit the post office later today. If I miss it I am going the first thing tomorrow. I believe only 2 people on Vox are waiting for packages from me, they will be in route by morning, and then I am square with everyone and can start some new projects. Yay!
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