I did not see this one coming...

Yesterday I turned one year older and apparently today....
A dead artist wants to be my friend on myspace.... at least according to my email.
:o

"Fine Artist, Ian Hornak [born 1944 - died 2002] would like to be added to your MySpace friends list".

This raises some important questions for me:

*Just how DOES a dead guy get a myspace page anyway?
*Will I need a psychic to post a comment to him?
*Is myspace a secret portal I can use to communicate with the dead?
(Because frankly there are a couple of people I would like to pick a bone or two with).
*Does it mean you are getting REALLY old if dead people want to be your friend?
*I have lived in a truly haunted building before, so how come none of the spirits there ever invited me to be their myspace friend?
(Suddenly I feel rather slighted by them.)

I am in a odd mood today can you tell? Everything is hitting me sideways in the mental processing department