dejablu503's blog Vox 2008-08-25T17:30:56Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00c2251ee118f219/tags/funny/ The scattered ramblings of a cluttered mind.... I am quietly amused... tag:vox.com,2008-08-25:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900fa969440770002 2008-08-25T17:30:56Z 2008-08-25T17:30:56Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom This bit if amusement is brought to you by my pal Dave, an ER trauma nurse I use to work night shift with at a small hospital here in Portland: A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to...

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]]> I Am Laughing, quietly tag:vox.com,2008-08-12:asset-6a00c2251ee118f2190100a7f16159000e 2008-08-12T06:27:48Z 2008-08-20T09:13:18Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom My 26 Yo daughter just came running into my room to tell me Russia is bombing Georgia, and we are under attack. ROFLMAO She needs to get out more.... I had to explain it was a country.... and even then she didn't believe me Then she said they ar...

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]]> I have spent my amazon Gift Certificate... oh happy day new books in route! tag:vox.com,2008-06-09:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900fae8c175d5000b 2008-06-09T21:43:13Z 2008-06-11T22:13:23Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom I got some really great bargains by buying used, what I bought is listed below,(if you are interested in any of them, you can click the name of the book to get to it on amazon): Hardanger Embroidery Doodle Stitching: Fresh & Fun Embroider...

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]]> Happity Hoppity! tag:vox.com,2008-03-23:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900f48ce7404d0002 2008-03-23T20:51:39Z 2008-03-23T20:51:39Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

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]]> Stewie is the man tag:vox.com,2008-03-07:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900e398e382280005 2008-03-07T06:22:49Z 2008-03-07T06:22:49Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom http://www.stewielive.com/ I suggest the terms dance, poop, fart, strip, sex, eat, sing, smoke, sleep, skip. lick, jump if you find better ones post them here

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]]> My new desktop makes me giggle tag:vox.com,2007-12-30:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900e398cd33ab0003 2007-12-30T22:33:33Z 2008-01-03T19:40:28Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Morons

Yes, you may use it too.....

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]]> Laughing at God tag:vox.com,2007-10-31:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900e398b8978d0005 2007-10-31T10:55:19Z 2007-10-31T10:55:19Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom Grab some coffee and a tissue... place plastic over your keyboard then click the following link http://celobox.googlepages.com/god.html Believe it or not I found this on the quiltart list, I may owe Alan a smooch for this one Cross posted from ...

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]]> To moms and children everywhere... tag:vox.com,2007-10-01:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900e398ae1d640001 2007-10-01T03:49:52Z 2007-10-01T03:51:10Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

The Mom Song

AMEN sister!

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]]> Heh.... tag:vox.com,2007-09-09:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900e398a698140002 2007-09-09T20:19:42Z 2007-09-10T07:28:09Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

How to Untangle Headphones Using a Cat

I do not have an IPOD nor an MP# player, but my oldest daughter has both gadgets...she also has two cats, this one's for her, I bet I hear the "ewwww" all the way in Oregon . I would hope this is faked somehow, poor kitty!

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]]> Irish Viagra tag:vox.com,2007-03-27:asset-6a00c2251ee118f21900d09e5f24c3be2b 2007-03-27T03:25:16Z 2007-03-27T03:25:16Z dejablu503 http://dejablu503.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido "What about trying viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance, she said. He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem", replied the doctor . ...

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